absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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