Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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