Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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