Swine flu. Run for my life!
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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