If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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