no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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