After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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