i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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