White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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