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Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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