You can't motorboat a personality
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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