Sry I called you an 8
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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