420 ftw
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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