I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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