So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Randomize
