I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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