Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I think my vagina is haunted
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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