White coat. Heels.
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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