How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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