Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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