Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.

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(641): View more from Iowa

and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently

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(740): View more from Ohio

So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?

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(631): View more from New York

ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night

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(206): View more from Washington

And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music

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(305): View more from Florida

listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.

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(813): View more from Florida

Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.

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