at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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