Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
2020 sucks, I want a refund
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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