Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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