I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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