I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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