help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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