Dual....:-)
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
