Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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