We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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