just come out here and I will go home with you...
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
