it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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