didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
