my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
