I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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