I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Randomize
