I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Are we in a gay sports bar?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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