Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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