That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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