His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
