There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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