I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Holy shit dude........stairs
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
