Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
