So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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