don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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