Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I fill condoms, not promises.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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