Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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