Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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