No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I lost the right to judge tonight
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
there is glitter all over my balls
Randomize
