We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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