Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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