Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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