You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
people are starting to question the shark bite story
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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