Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I understand Curling. That high.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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