I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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