My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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