is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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