i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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